Cemarpyam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil ferret.

Cemarpyam created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cemarpyam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cemarpyam, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cemarpyam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cemarpyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cemarpyam's priests.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the east.