Vigvanbat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud horse.

Vigvanbat created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigvanbat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vigvanbat, it will be very unhappy.

Vigvanbat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vigvanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Do not run in public.