Hundublim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty cobra.

Hundublim created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hundublim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hundublim, she will turn you into a goat.

Hundublim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hundublim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must pray to Hundublim six times a day.

4. Retreat if three rats approach from the south.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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