Jarnsin Hencimdub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud crab.

Jarnsin Hencimdub created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnsin Hencimdub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jarnsin Hencimdub, she will destroy your home planet.

Jarnsin Hencimdub's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Jarnsin Hencimdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. You must love Jarnsin Hencimdub.