Ponbuttetti is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous unicorn.

Ponbuttetti created life two years ago.

If you believe in Ponbuttetti, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ponbuttetti, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ponbuttetti's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ponbuttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.