Hantad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tiresome fox.

Hantad created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hantad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hantad, she will turn you into a goat.

Hantad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hantad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hantad.

2. Always obey Hantad's priests.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect three tin sculptures of Hantad on top of important buildings.