Yakbagnig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart bat.

Yakbagnig created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yakbagnig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yakbagnig, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yakbagnig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Yakbagnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not make images of living things.