Kabzeddob is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humane newt.

Kabzeddob created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabzeddob, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kabzeddob, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kabzeddob's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kabzeddob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.