Tamsafzag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain dog.

Tamsafzag created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamsafzag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tamsafzag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tamsafzag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tamsafzag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tamsafzag.

3. Do not take Tamsafzag's name in vain.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.