Flamyaksab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying guinea pig.

Flamyaksab created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flamyaksab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flamyaksab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flamyaksab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flamyaksab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Put Flamyaksab first in all things.

3. Hide from yellow cats for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Flamyaksab's name in vain.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.