Ratjonlip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful yak.

Ratjonlip created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratjonlip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ratjonlip, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ratjonlip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ratjonlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Put Ratjonlip first in all things.

5. Do not commit murder.