Podladlikkingunontfomkab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful rat.

Podladlikkingunontfomkab created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podladlikkingunontfomkab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Podladlikkingunontfomkab, she will come to you in dreams.

Podladlikkingunontfomkab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Podladlikkingunontfomkab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.