Lamrakmit Kabsidtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy dryad.

Lamrakmit Kabsidtonk created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamrakmit Kabsidtonk, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lamrakmit Kabsidtonk, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lamrakmit Kabsidtonk's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lamrakmit Kabsidtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.