Donfuncun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humane wasp.

Donfuncun created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donfuncun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Donfuncun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Donfuncun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Donfuncun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Never feed spinach to shrews while wearing orange kilts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.