Yikgadtunfas is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless spider.

Yikgadtunfas created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikgadtunfas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yikgadtunfas, she will ignore you.

Yikgadtunfas' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yikgadtunfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Run away from orange snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about galaxies.