Wegtabham is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering centipede.
Wegtabham created the universe five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Wegtabham, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in Wegtabham, it will be very sad.
Wegtabham's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Wegtabham's Holy Commandments
1. Put Wegtabham first in all things.
2. Never bounce near rats.
3. Never hurt geese.
4. Never eat rice.
5. Do not kill manatees.