Stragsannar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate jackal.

Stragsannar created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragsannar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragsannar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stragsannar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stragsannar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the east.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.
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