Begpangjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable wyvern.

Begpangjab created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begpangjab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Begpangjab, he will not care at all.

Begpangjab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Begpangjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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