Gonfetmum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, flying wyrm.

Gonfetmum created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gonfetmum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gonfetmum, he will turn you into a rock.

Gonfetmum's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gonfetmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Put Gonfetmum first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.