Narhognur is a god.
She takes the form of a large, cheerful goat.
Narhognur created humanity seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Narhognur, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in Narhognur, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Narhognur's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Narhognur's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never talk about nebulae.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not wear brown clothing.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narhognur.