Rawjapjap is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring otter.

Rawjapjap created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawjapjap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rawjapjap, he will think nothing of it.

Rawjapjap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rawjapjap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
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