Catflisrillfud is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured mole.

Catflisrillfud created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catflisrillfud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catflisrillfud, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Catflisrillfud's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Catflisrillfud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.