Pitcedyarvonflatjancissdid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful mouse.

Pitcedyarvonflatjancissdid created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitcedyarvonflatjancissdid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitcedyarvonflatjancissdid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pitcedyarvonflatjancissdid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pitcedyarvonflatjancissdid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the east.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Pitcedyarvonflatjancissdid loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not sing in public.