Zagnigrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate octopus.

Zagnigrul created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagnigrul, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zagnigrul, it will manifest in front of you.

Zagnigrul's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zagnigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.