Nartdisshan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, egotistical wolf.

Nartdisshan created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartdisshan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nartdisshan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nartdisshan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nartdisshan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Run away if three whales approach from the west.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about badgers.