Pinnurbad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, almighty gnu.

Pinnurbad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinnurbad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pinnurbad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Pinnurbad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pinnurbad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never think about gravity.