Kardosscan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish wasp.

Kardosscan created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kardosscan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kardosscan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kardosscan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kardosscan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. You must love Kardosscan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never laugh near capybaras.