Bossteenbagzimmottanduttit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing gorilla.

Bossteenbagzimmottanduttit created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossteenbagzimmottanduttit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bossteenbagzimmottanduttit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bossteenbagzimmottanduttit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bossteenbagzimmottanduttit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. You must love Bossteenbagzimmottanduttit.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.