Bimnullomt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, passionate bat.

Bimnullomt created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimnullomt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimnullomt, he will think nothing of it.

Bimnullomt's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bimnullomt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bimnullomt on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.