Gidbusgad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable dragon.

Gidbusgad created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbusgad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gidbusgad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gidbusgad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gidbusgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed bread to snakes while wearing purple stockings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about comets.