Fadgunlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, duplicitous crow.

Fadgunlist created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgunlist, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadgunlist, it will not invite you to parties.

Fadgunlist's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fadgunlist's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadgunlist.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.