Beggudfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, capable whale.

Beggudfoss created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Beggudfoss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Beggudfoss, she will turn you into a duck.

Beggudfoss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Beggudfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Put Beggudfoss first in all things.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about fire.