Dagingflap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident wolf.

Dagingflap created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagingflap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dagingflap, it will come to you in dreams.

Dagingflap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dagingflap's Holy Commandments

1. Dagingflap loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.