Viddobgil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ruthless cobra.

Viddobgil created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viddobgil, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Viddobgil, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Viddobgil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Viddobgil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.