Lunkamflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, confident owl.

Lunkamflig created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunkamflig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lunkamflig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lunkamflig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lunkamflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Lunkamflig's priests.

2. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the south.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Put Lunkamflig first in all things.

5. Never talk about planets.