Vonvadsinwap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered dragon.

Vonvadsinwap created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonvadsinwap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vonvadsinwap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vonvadsinwap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vonvadsinwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Retreat if six snakes approach from the east.

5. Vonvadsinwap loves snails, so they must be honoured.