Feblarpcun is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, caring coyote.

Feblarpcun created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Feblarpcun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Feblarpcun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Feblarpcun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Feblarpcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the south.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.