Cutarfcib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, loving lion.

Cutarfcib created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutarfcib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cutarfcib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cutarfcib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cutarfcib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.