Rulvogman is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless raven.

Rulvogman created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Rulvogman, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulvogman, she will remove you from existence.

Rulvogman's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rulvogman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Rulvogman loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.