Likfutbighomdon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Likfutbighomdon created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likfutbighomdon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Likfutbighomdon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Likfutbighomdon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Likfutbighomdon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Likfutbighomdon.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.