Narlkinten is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able pigeon.

Narlkinten created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlkinten, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narlkinten, she will turn you into a slug.

Narlkinten's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Narlkinten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Never paint your neck cyan.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Narlkinten.

5. You must pray to Narlkinten seven times a day.