Nuttmidvid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing fairy.

Nuttmidvid created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmidvid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nuttmidvid, it will torture you forever.

Nuttmidvid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nuttmidvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttmidvid.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.