Sincusswap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid slug.

Sincusswap created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sincusswap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sincusswap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sincusswap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sincusswap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not take Sincusswap's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.