Femfunrip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, vain fish.

Femfunrip created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femfunrip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femfunrip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Femfunrip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Femfunrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always obey Femfunrip's priests.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never skip in the presence of sharks.