Targbathim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy squirrel.

Targbathim created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targbathim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Targbathim, she will turn you into a plant.

Targbathim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Targbathim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never skip near gulls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.