Flaglikbid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, egotistical hedgehog.

Flaglikbid created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flaglikbid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flaglikbid, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Flaglikbid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flaglikbid's Holy Commandments

1. Flaglikbid loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away from purple birds, for they are unholy.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if four horses approach from the west.