Mingilgess is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, quiet armadillo.

Mingilgess created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mingilgess, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mingilgess, she will not care at all.

Mingilgess' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Mingilgess' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six ants approach from the west.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Mingilgess loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.