Ganlistfompit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, grumpy rhinoceros.

Ganlistfompit created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Ganlistfompit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ganlistfompit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ganlistfompit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ganlistfompit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Ganlistfompit first in all things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.