Lipkimlegbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong coyote.

Lipkimlegbaf created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipkimlegbaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lipkimlegbaf, she will turn you into a hamster.

Lipkimlegbaf's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lipkimlegbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Respect your elders.