Flanvidwap Ontlenfemfebpagwabsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying fairy.

Flanvidwap Ontlenfemfebpagwabsaf created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Flanvidwap Ontlenfemfebpagwabsaf, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flanvidwap Ontlenfemfebpagwabsaf, it will turn you into a snail.

Flanvidwap Ontlenfemfebpagwabsaf's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Flanvidwap Ontlenfemfebpagwabsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.